"This brings back memories," I said, recalling fond images of three-year olds that once were.
"Yeah," said Dan, "I remember. Liz chewed that."
"No she didn't. You did. These are your toothmarks!"
"Are not."
"Are, too. Are you trying to tell me you stood there watching Liz chew on this?"
"Of course I did. Where do you get the idea that I did it?" he protested. "My fake memories are much better than yours!"
